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teka teki Sept 28, 2007 23:52:29 GMT 8

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Post by ateeya on Sept 28, 2007 23:52:29 GMT 8

Teka Teki

Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Kuih salah bikin.

Binatang ape power Karate?
Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK'

Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya?
Pembohong...

Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati...'?
Usus

Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Kutu rambut

Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Neneknye si katak

Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya'

Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan'
Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'

Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson?
Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe

Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas?
Tukang gali kubur

Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya?
Tahi hidung

Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon?
Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat...

Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang?
Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile ape...

Gajah terbang dengan ape?
Dengan susah payah......

just for fun....

sakiiinah Guest	teka teki Oct 9, 2007 14:56:37 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by sakiiinah on Oct 9, 2007 14:56:37 GMT 8 ingtkan nk ty kami, dah bersemangat nk jawab td wuwu

rienn Master Posts: 4,704	teka teki Oct 9, 2007 17:01:20 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rienn on Oct 9, 2007 17:01:20 GMT 8 sakiiinah said: ingtkan nk ty kami, dah bersemangat nk jawab td wuwu cuba ler sakiiinah yang tanya lak...
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teka teki Oct 9, 2007 17:10:30 GMT 8

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Post by aar_jijah on Oct 9, 2007 17:10:30 GMT 8

ateeya said:

Teka Teki
Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Kutu rambut

sharina pun prnah bg teka teki psl kutu rmbut..
teka teki nyer camne...

antara byk2 haiwan.. haiwan ape yg pling kurang ajar..
jwpannyer kutu rmbut la..
coz kutu tu pijak kepala kt...
hehe...

gmbr tapak kasut....bak kt seseorg...huhu

sakiiinah Guest	teka teki Oct 10, 2007 10:46:22 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by sakiiinah on Oct 10, 2007 10:46:22 GMT 8 rienn said: sakiiinah said: ingtkan nk ty kami, dah bersemangat nk jawab td wuwu cuba ler sakiiinah yang tanya lak... hehe saye xd teka teki nk di ty

leya Master Posts: 644	teka teki Oct 10, 2007 11:55:34 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by leya on Oct 10, 2007 11:55:34 GMT 8 lya adE.. tp niE yg sOnang2 jEr laa.. hEhE.. 1)straw apE yg lEy d mkn..?? 2)cOurts apE yg jual brg..?? 3)nasi apE yg xlEy ktE mkn..?? haaa.. jwb..jwb..jgn xjwb.. hEhE..

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teka teki Oct 10, 2007 12:34:30 GMT 8

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Post by sakiiinah on Oct 10, 2007 12:34:30 GMT 8

leya said:

lya adE..

tp niE yg sOnang2 jEr laa..

hEhE..

1)straw apE yg lEy d mkn..??
2)cOurts apE yg jual brg..??
3)nasi apE yg xlEy ktE mkn..??

haaa..

jwb..jwb..jgn xjwb..

hEhE..

1- strawberry!
2- courtsmoth! erk betul ke eja tuh? cam lain jek
3- nasi basi la kot hehe mcm tau.. tp tataw ... nasii.....

aduh ku lapar nasi

adrienne Senior Member ~not active~ Posts: 397	teka teki Oct 10, 2007 13:17:39 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by adrienne on Oct 10, 2007 13:17:39 GMT 8 wakaka.. 1) strawberry 2) courts mammoth 3) nasi ayam...hahaha..rotfl
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cik BintanG Moderator :*``~ * ~``*: Posts: 3,617	teka teki Oct 10, 2007 14:23:49 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cik BintanG on Oct 10, 2007 14:23:49 GMT 8 ni ade teka teki lg nih.... macam mane nak masukkan gajah dalam peti ais....hehe senang jer..
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rienn Master Posts: 4,704	teka teki Oct 10, 2007 14:28:47 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rienn on Oct 10, 2007 14:28:47 GMT 8 sharina said: ni ade teka teki lg nih.... macam mane nak masukkan gajah dalam peti ais....hehe senang jer.. bukak peti ais.. masukkan gajah.. tutup peti ais... lepas ni mesti nak tanya camner nak masukkan zirafah lak kan? kan kan? ;D
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teka teki Oct 10, 2007 14:35:58 GMT 8

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Post by cik BintanG on Oct 10, 2007 14:35:58 GMT 8

rienn said:

bukak peti ais.. masukkan gajah.. tutup peti ais...

lepas ni mesti nak tanya camner nak masukkan zirafah lak kan? kan kan? ;D

ish...cane plak soalan leh bocor ni...
takpe ni lain plak..

kat dalam hutan tarzan panggil sume binatang..ooOOooo...
sume binatang datang..
ade satu jer yg x dtg.. ape dier...
ni pun senang gak..
cik rienn..silalah jawab..hehe

Last Edit: Oct 10, 2007 16:19:25 GMT 8 by cik BintanG

wendu *_*

rienn Master Posts: 4,704	teka teki Oct 10, 2007 14:37:37 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rienn on Oct 10, 2007 14:37:37 GMT 8 sharina said: kat dalam hutan tarzan panggil sume binatang..ooOOooo... sume binatang datang.. ade satu jer yg x dtg.. ape dier... ni pun senang gak.. cik rienn..silalah jawab..hehe gajah.. sbb dia dalam peti sejuk... kesiannn....
	좋은 사람이 되고싶어 너를 위해 ^^

cik BintanG Moderator :*``~ * ~``*: Posts: 3,617	teka teki Oct 10, 2007 14:42:08 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cik BintanG on Oct 10, 2007 14:42:08 GMT 8 rienn said: gajah.. sbb dia dalam peti sejuk... kesiannn.... adeh... pandainye kakak kita ni ek... hehe... ni last kopek punyer ni.. di ikat lepas, tak ikat x lepas... ape dier..heheh
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leya Master Posts: 644	teka teki Oct 10, 2007 20:49:07 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by leya on Oct 10, 2007 20:49:07 GMT 8 adrianna said: wakaka.. 1) strawberry 2) courts mammoth 3) nasi ayam...hahaha..rotfl huhu.. tErrEr lar kak annE niE..

ateeya Master [RockeNsteiNeRz_RoXx] Posts: 694	teka teki Oct 11, 2007 14:01:05 GMT 8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ateeya on Oct 11, 2007 14:01:05 GMT 8 di ikat lepas, tak ikat x lepas... ape dier..heheh[/quote] err...layang2?

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Post by aar_jijah on Oct 9, 2007 17:10:30 GMT 8

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Post by leya on Oct 10, 2007 11:55:34 GMT 8

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Post by adrienne on Oct 10, 2007 13:17:39 GMT 8

Post by cik BintanG on Oct 10, 2007 14:23:49 GMT 8

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